It never tells me no,
It never says "I'm tired",
It washes dishes clean (enough),
So dishpan hands-You're Fired!
No more dishes piled high,
No more cracking, itching fingers,
When the evening meal is over,
In the kitchen, I'll not linger!
Appreciated now forever,
This appliance I adore,
Dishwasher you are my friend,
Without you, I'll live no more!
Ok, really, I know some people like washing dishes for reasons I cannot fathom (people like my mom and Erika come to mind, really, what are you thinking?) Do your hands not get dried out, or what? My hands after washing dishes everyday, all day, would feel like a thousand papercuts and they would look like it too! I mean, I love my washer and dryer too but it's my dishwasher that saves me from daily pain. If you have never lived without a dishwasher, don't. If you currently don't have a dishwasher, you have my upmost sympathy and my advise is MOVE!
Coming soon..........Ode to a washer and dryer, the dynamic duo!